can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky will crash into my house and kill me and i won’t have to do homework
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| how my mother works | |
| me: | mom i got all A's |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i cleaned the whole house |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant |
| mom: | |
| mom: | is this your cup on the table? |
| me: | yes |
| mom: | you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight |
| Me: | Hey oppa, heres my number...so call me maybe? |
| Big Bang: | Wow..Fantastic Baby! |
| TVXQ: | HAHA Wrong Number.. |
| Super Junior: | Sorry sorry sorry sorry |
| 2PM: | Ill be back... |
| Ukiss: | Ill be in Neverland |
| B2ST: | In Fiction... |
| EXO-K: | Gul, i cant exprain wut I feel. |
| EXO-M: | Maybe next time... |
| Me: | ...... ;__; |
| Oppas: | .... |
| Me: | ... |
| SHINee: | RING DING DONG RING DING DONG RING DIGGI DING DIGGI DING DING DING. |
| Fan: | Seyong, why didn't you change your hairstyle? |
| Seyong: | I changed it! |
| Fan: | It's the same! |
| Seyong: | I changed the color, and... |
| Fan: | But the style is the same! |
| Seyong: | It's not! It goes the other way this time! |
| Fan: | .... |
Answer:
URL: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Theme: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Colours: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Posts: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Icon: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Sidebar image: meh / good / great /amazing / quality / flawless / asgshs
Following: No sorry / I am now /Yes / Of course / FOLLOW FOREVER
Overall blog rating: 10/10
| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
